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%% title = '"I build things"'
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% id = "01JBAK3T1ZMTJS5A9Z5VFFQR0V"
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- aka how to sound like the most boring software developer ever.
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% id = "01JBAK3T1ZCCJHXGMQSCJVEN93"
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- I can't count the amount of times I've heard this phrase.
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You say it, and it sounds so profound.
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So grand.
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% id = "01JBAK3T1Z2DX52MEK755C2NZH"
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- *You. Build. Things.* after all.
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% id = "01JBAK3T1ZW84TQ6SZBPSP0EQZ"
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+ but behind those no words is no substance.
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You build things, so what?
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% id = "01JBAK3T1Z7BPG32ZDD9Q5SZAX"
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- [the film starts, the film ends. nothing is said inbetween.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SILVQpqmH7U){.secret}
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% id = "01JBAK3T1Z09EMEVYZDWM1Z9MX"
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- [humpty dumpty sat on the wall...](https://youtu.be/AIxY_Y9TGWI?t=475)
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% id = "01JBAK3T1ZYGQTNCQTVFK3CF37"
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- if you're so uncreative as to _only_ be able to say you build things...
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yeah you're not very creative are you.
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% id = "01JBAK3T1Z472KF0XFYZNNXA6Z"
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- liquidex yells at cloud.
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% id = "01JBAK3T1ZHGDQFZNYGY941QDX"
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- there's a reason I call myself a programming wizard.
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that one word tells you so much more about my nature than "I build things."
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% id = "01JBAK3T1ZR1E3BPTTEQ1YDE0H"
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- the wizard part is about wanting to go deeper, to explore every nook and cranny of the software I obsess over.
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uncover arcane knowledge few to no people know about.
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% id = "01JBAK3T1ZDXXXC5KEAZD0JWGA"
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- fucking, EVERYBODY builds things in this industry, arrite
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% id = "01JBAK3T1Z2N453PMF5Q2NZFDJ"
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- "I build things" is something literally _every_ creative can say.
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% id = "01JBAK3T1ZB00ANB28N21G2DZK"
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+ by the way here's a funny: <https://godly.website/>
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have fun browsing bad UX design xoxo
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% id = "01JBAK3T1Z3DE0D6EW7C5GAEB9"
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- this website feels like it never had a UX designer look at it either.
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% id = "01JBAK3T1Z8K7DZJZY3S0CJGWH"
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- explore the [directory](https://godly.website/directory)---a list of categories, each of which is a link that takes up the entire width of the screen,
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so you never have any space to autoscroll with your middle mouse button
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% id = "01JBAK3T1Z506G168Q7GPW78QS"
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- the fact the categories include boring garbage such as: "Agency", "E-commerce", "Startup", "Development", "Mobile App", "Finance", "SaaS",
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and of course the badges on the front page start with "AI" and "Web3" tells you a lot about the creators.
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"quality" my ass.
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% id = "01JBAK3T1Z9N7ZA6BKER4EQPKA"
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- this website doesn't even work without JavaScript, even though it's purely static content.
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% id = "01JBAK3T1Z4FWSC4KEEQJJV669"
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- look I know treehouse barely works without JS, but _at least you can read it._
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% id = "01JBAK3T1Z6QSCGVE9PF9CWFGC"
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- an entry on this website provoked me to write this.
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I don't want to call out the specific one because it would be missing the point.
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